Saturday, December 12, 2009

Day one. Never good...

Hey ;) Im Tabitha. I live on the beautiful tropical island oahu thats in the chain of hawaiian islands. This isnt a blog about Tabitha's life of luxury in hawaii. This is the blog of "watch tabitha lose it. the best reality tv right here for you in this handy dandy blog. soooo im going to start.
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Im a klutz. Ive been labled that since i was yong *wistfully looks off in distance*. but seriously :) i am constantly having these crappy days that somehow seem to always end with me covered in goop or with half my hair burned off. Sadly, this klutziness also effects my dancing skills. Because of this, my mom is convinced that i will not ever be married.
I disagree with her. I mean, its totally charming when you accidently hit yourself with a spoon at lunch or say the f word repeatedly and very loudly in science class after burning your finger with a glue gun, right? um, dont leave me hanging!! It must be a little cute........................................... -_- moving on.
Im pretty lucky in the friend department this year. My bestie, is hattie whos like this goddess-like korean girl who is friendlier then friendly with the boysees ;) cuz of this im like "SCORE! hot guys=hot guys friends" which didnt really work out.... maybe im being shallow???? NEVER!!! :O
then i have Ari. Shes this total soccer stud who although white and very girly off the field, there is not a doubt in my mind that she could kick anyones ass. Shes the kind of person that if you lovinglly pat her on the arm she will flinch and say "Dont touch me!" in this super scary voice. um, hell yes im scared of her. but duz she have my back when it comes to fighting? totally.
then there is stacy who used to be friends with my ex-best firend, which is the reason that stacy thought i was on meds and suicidal before we met. LOL Righhhhht. anyways, she has this really great personality and she can make you laugh about anything. Shes one of those people that when you say "i love my meatball sandwhich" her eyes will widen and she will yell at the top of her lungs "TABITHA YOU KINKY LITTLE MINX" (part of the reason we arent allowed in subway anymore :O)
Then there is nalani. white girl with hawaiian name. shes our newest group edition haha except hattie doesnt go to our school anymore.... :'(
anywayssss. nalani is hilarious. she and me have this ongoing battle with this guy denzel because he annoys us. and apperently last year he bit nalanis arm (?? he needs his head checked) she can be a bit condenscending at times and mean to people but she has her friends back and loves to yell at silent parts of the movies "NO TABITHA I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU!!" so she has the "funnyness" down.
well, i introduced you to all those amazing charachters in the story. starting tomorrow i will share my fab life with you. btw nalani is having her sweet fifteen tomorrow soo i will have lots of details to share! Coming to the party: Ari, Stacy, Nalani (duhhhhh), me, my stepsister Livvi (LOVE THAT GIRL!), a stoner VERRRRRY interested in nalani (or her body, who knows), one bisexual standup comedian-like friend and her two crazy friends. haah it will be very interesting :)